COMEDY SECURITY GUARDS Now booking on +44 161 374 5398 

Comedy Security Guards: Do you want something different for your event? Well this is it…What we do! On a normal night! The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” - “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”. With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh. Our security guards will continue with the service as they show our guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.

Loud Ozzie Waiters: Dirty, unhygienic and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) a very visual and funny act. Ideal corporate entertainment.

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