COMEDY WAITERS Now booking on +44 161 374 5398 

Comedy Waiters: Mix and Mingle, Meet and Greet, Security Guards and Waiters. Start your event with a laugh. The perfect ice breaker! Do you want something different to offer your guests? Well this is it. What we do! On a normal night! The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is The Security Guards - Steve Jones and Norman Bush.

With a strict policy of No Weapons and Strictly No Guns your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.  Our security guards will continue with the service as they show our guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.

Loud Ozzie Waiters: Dirty, unhygienic and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ cleaning of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!) a very visual and funny act

Spanner In the Works  The Original Comedy Waiters: The act begins subtly with the waiters collecting glasses, emptying ashtrays, etc. whilst our waitress serves spoof canapes of slices of carrot, banana, a jelly baby and a hula hoop on a stick. (Believe it or not, guests quite happily nibble away, oblivious to what they are actually eating). The object at this point is to arouse a few guests' suspicions but not enough for cover to be blown. If requested the wine waiter will call guests through for ........ Dinner As guests enter the dining room the background tape is quietly playing easy listening sounds and cocktail jazz. At this point, for many guests, nothing will yet seem amiss.

At the end of the Spanner Comedy Waiters performance the finale is a foot stomping rendition of the classic sing-along Delilah.

Also available Comedy Waiter / Magician / Balloon Modeller