SPOOF COMEDY Now booking on +44 161 374 5398 

Do you want something different? Well this is it…

The first thing your guests will see as they arrive is “The Security Guards” - “Steve Jones and Norman Bush”.
 With a strict policy of “No Weapons” and “Strictly No Guns” your guests will have to pass through our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh. Our security guards will continue with the service showing your guests to their seats with a one million candle powered lamp, with on the spot searches revealing more planted objects.

Loud Ozzie Waiters... Dirty, unhygienic, lazy and loud, the waiters blend in with the real serving staff, and help (or may be not) with the serving...they culminate in ‘inconspicuous’ clearing of tables, glass collecting and vacuuming (you’ll never know they’re there!). A very visual and funny act…

With Condiments. The Ultimate Background Duo! Stuck in the 70’s, this rocking duo Mike Pepper and Tony Salt are guaranteed to get peoples heads turning. With no formal musical knowledge “With Condiments” plays your guests requests (badly).

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Guaranteed laughs!

You can have the Security Guards or “With Condiments” and the Waiters, or one or the other. The choice is yours. We pride ourselves on the fact that this is purely light entertainment and that none of your guests will be upset. We know when to stop…

Normally we do 2 x 1hr sets and start off as Security or “With Condiments” then change into the waiters after, but we have done all night just as Security or “With Condiments” or the Waiters before and that works just as well.(times can be extended). Just one point, that when we are booked, It’s important that you must not tell or advertise to your guests etc. that we are coming, as it ruins the surprise effect....

Client feedback | "We had an amazing day and your contribution to it was absolutely fantastic! We only got to see a bit of the security bit but having an 80 year old auntie asked if she was carrying guns or knives was brilliant. We immensely enjoyed the comedy waiters -removing about 10 used bowls of soup and putting the dirty cutlery in a pocket brought tears to our eyes, especially as it took so many people a good while to work out what was going on! Thank you once again - brilliant!"  Brian & Lisa Hill.

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